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11.01.2011 So about them updates...
Ok, so.. last time I did an update I really did expect to do another update soon there after. Obviously that didn't happen :P I will however try to do it more often now, notice TRY! We did stay active all trough WotLK even if we didn't update our frontpage, and we got everything in there dead on heroic except LK for those who want to know how big our epeen is.We still have a bunch of great people playing, and still the only way to join is to actually know someone in the guild. I am really looking forward to this new expansion and I know the rest of the guild is as well.
Thank you Mr. Lolcat I will!
There is loads of doy qoutes of course, they will be up, I just need to find and install a new good picture editor on my laptop as I don't have that right now.
What I do however have is a nice pic of DoY stomping the worm Magmaw into the ground, granted its not a great one with his corpse as after looting it decided to go hide for us. The fight was intense, long and hard, it felt great. It's like going back to good old days where bosses where actually hard and not the roflstomp of WotLK. I think this was the first time in a long while there was actuall cheering on vent when the boss went down. I've missed that. Anyhooo.. here's 2 pretty pictures of us after killing him!
A distinct lack of magmaw right there!
Proof of the kill.
31.07.2009 Over a year later...
Well.. we're back after a long hiatus the frongpage is back. Updates will be very sparodic, but yes we're alive and I have a asston of qoutes waiting to go up so you can all make fun of me. Also I do know the spelling is wrong on qoutes but fuck it, I've doen it like this for 5 years I aint changing. Reason page was gone and all that is well, alot of crap that got nothing to do with nothing, just be happy its back. Also we killed Yogg, yay us! Asston of qoutes to come.Main reason page is down is Varg/Gyda's fault, bother him ingame.
and last of all a teaser..
We <3 Purr
Posted by: Fenris
16.04.2008 Another fishy in the bag.
So after a 3 weeks we finally got the time to do proper poking on Karathress, having fine tuned the tactis the week before we went in happy and confident that this time the fishy would be swimming with the fishes. After a quick clearing of the trash we ended up in his room again, and a short while after that having teabagged the dead people, we did a rundown of the kill tactic and pulled. Then we wiped. So we went over the tactic again, making up some crucial on the spot things like "If his hp drops to 0 before ours we win!" and "Keeping the tanks alive make him hit them not us!" we decided to pull him again, and a few minutes later he lay dead and we could finally get some pants! So we're now 5/6 in SSC and 1/4 in TK.. So we'll see where we go next, stay tuned!
The secret to our success is the helmets, and of course Mr. Wiggles.
Posted by: Fenris
31.03.2008 The big qoutes update done!
As everyone is nagging and as I'm off sick from work today, I figured I'd put some qoutes up. So enough natting from me, here you go this is all of them! ;)
Talks like this only happens in DoY guildchat I think..
Boobslap ftw?
Bewbs!
Well thats all the people beliving in God insulted for this time out of the way.
Korn says random things sometimes, mostly they are alot more offensive though.
Poor Gash, maybe a transplant?
Korn is rejecting my love =(
Yes, but we still like you <3
If you want to apply for the spot as Gash new GF, you can apply at our forums today!
This rule is realy hard work for me =(
Mmm... happy mental pictures..
New swear word of the month.
By popular demand!
We call it the oldman ball test!
Biggy isnt the only one who talks about his balls in guildchat these days.
Yes.. very!
Pictures can be found in the members section, its disturbing.
<3 Norea, you'll be missed.
A true story, it happend on vent.
Just want to say that despite the horror the cat is alive and well, he never put it in the microwave.
That poor Kitty..
It does sound wrong, I was just beating them on GH3!
Korn is always up for some heroic DP ;)
Korn loves healing, really.
Varg aka Ced 2.0
CPS, remember it.
Always fun with company right?.
Norea's group preparation.
Un tish!.
Norea makes nice promises if we kill bosses.
<3 Nimby
Nimby and his ego.
Gash has some interesting ideas..
Talking about valentines stuff.
Nimby is back!
She likes me more Sanka!
Another interesting tale told in guildchat...
Posted by: Fenris
30.03.2008 Magtheridon the new Onyxia?
Following our weekend killing of Gruul we where done early and bored so figured it was about time we went and poked Magtheridon.Besides there's always badgers to be had from bosses, so we figured why not?
Said and done, a quick stroll later still fat from the lewt of Gruul we poked our heads into Magtheridon's Lair, cleared the trash,
pulled him.. and he died. Like that, first pull, first try, dead. It was fun, we got gems, bags, head and all kind of nice stuff.
As for qoutes, next week I got 8-16 shift, but the week after that I have 6-14 and should be able to work on it, no promises though!
Us looking pwetty infront of the shoulderpads.
29.03.2008 The hell you say? Another update?
So 12 days later and allready an update? Why's this Fen whats wrong you ask. Nothing realy, it's just that we are back to spanking stuff again raiding more (still just 2 days week) and having lots of fun. In our latest poking in SSC we managed to down Leo on the second pull of the evening, having gotten him to 6% the week before. This demonguyswordfetishthing was definatly an interesting and fun fight and in the end he gave us his crappy epix and hapiness ensued. We also got a few tries in on that other.. whats his face guy, Kerothrass something like that anyway, looks complicated but I'm sure the little doylings will provail in the end, second night of tries this tuesday..In between this and our kara farming for badgers we also asked some buddies in SoY if they where up for trying Kazzak, they happily accepted and brought almost the whole guild with them ;) after which we procceeded to kill Kazzak too, good job everyone and thanks for showing. =)
Before someone asks, the qoutes are still being worked on, for real!
One dead Illidan wannabe
Say Aaaa.
Posted by: Fenris
17.03.2008 Are we there yet?
After quickly disposing of Hydross and Lurker we happily run up to Morogrim having done some tries on him the previous week we knew what to expect. We went trough the tictacs again (hit murlocs, hit him, repeat untill he dies) and after the second pull he lay dead on the floor giving up his lewt to us, happiness ensued. Onwards to Leo!
Why can't you get his belt as loot?
15.03.2008 Malacrass spanked!
After having cleared up to Malacrass the previous day, we went there with a clear goal in mind the next day. The troll whateverthehellheis needed to die! We spent some time getting ready, waiting for people, waiting for afkers, scratching our collective nuts etc etc.. But after a while we where finally ready, and spanked his trolly arse into the ground. The loot was nothing special, but was nice to get him anyway and we managed to get a few tries in on Zul'Jin the highlight beeing Perudo single handedly kiting and soloing him down from 45 to 42% ;) Qoutes might still come :P
One spanked troll and for once everyone had the helmet prepared ;)
Posted by: Fenris
27.02.2008 Hydross and Lurker down!
Well well, 2 months about after the last update.. what do you know.. ANOTHER ONE! ;DSo we had a little slump during and after christmas taking it easy, roasting our nuts, eating cheese.. you know the usuall..
Then we got veeeery bored, or well some of us did.. We went trough alot of things, talked alot, had some new officers, and decided that fuck this. It's time to show Draenor what one of the oldest guilds on the server can do if they want too.
In short, we decided that while we like to be casual and fuck around, having a laugh, we also want to spank stuff dead.
After some planning and excellent work from the officers (awesome job boys and girl), we had a plan.
The plan was simple, we wanted to raid, we didnt want to be hardcore, but more core then before, we made a raid team and one week later we had our first raid.
The result? Hydross and lurker dead on the first 2 days with the raid team.
Now I'm sure some are not impressed by this, but keep in mind, we raid 2 days a week for 3 hours.
Yupp 2 days. 3 hours. A week. I love you people.
Oh yeah, and if you want to join us there's a topic somewhere on the forums. Read it. Also if your not +18 I'm sorry, the odds of us recruiting you is very low. Also keep in mind we like gear and skills, but the main thing we look for is personality, that over anything will be the deciding factor if we want you to join us or not.
Qoutes will be up by the end of the week, I'll do a few now but I got other stuffs to do as well, like.. work :P
Hydross be dead, please notice that no photoshopping what so ever was made as we did not forget to take a screenie when he died and went back later to get one.
Posted by: Fenris
17.12.2007 More qoutes up!
Like it says, more qoutes are up, check under the old ones.Have fun ;)
Posted by: Fenris
17.12.2007 The 2 month update!
After a long wait it's that time again, the time when I finally do an update. So what have we been up too? Well mostly we've been poking around ZA and killing stuff there. We've also been up to our weird old selves in guildchat as well as planning DoYMeet 2008 which will take place late januari. Anyway, enough fucking about and onwards to the qoutes and pretty pictures, remember to check back for the qoutes as there's a fuckton of them so I'll have to do it in 2 stages probably :p
Dead birdy.
Dead kitty.
Dead dragonthingy. We did kill the bear one as well, but uhm.. screenshot got lost somewhere.
Perudo has made some kill vids of the first 3 bosses if anyone want to view them.
Nalorakk
Akil'Zon
Halazzi
And now.. what you all are here for.. Qoutes!
Kolin, happy as always to see our frontpage updated.
Wonder if Kolin knows.. Well he does now ;)
Wonder what she was thinking..
Abusing Kolin, its so much fun :D
Jatu's jeans brings all the boys to the yard.
Interesting concept..
The secret to doy's success, well according to Biggy at least.
Chops is so nice, always willing to help out.
<3 Chops, its all true too!
Biggy knows lots of interesting things.
Sometimes its just too easy..
Trying to find korns rod in SSC again.
I always had trouble focusing at two things at once..
What to do if you are out of condoms..
Brick. The poor mans rohypnol.
Stay away from Ulv kids. FAR away.
Hashey got a direct approach to flirting.
DoY's guide to raiding, tip #26
DoY's guide to tanking, Tip #12
DoY's guide to raiding, Tip #7, #9, #44
DoY's guide to raiding, Tip #17, Mal should take special note here.
Sad, very sad, but true.
With people like Nayru in the guild, we're always on top of things in DoY.
You know I <3 you nay! XD
Sometimes, I think Karlos got to much spare time..
Poor Roo, can't be easy.
Some people would have bought a bagpipe or something, but not Gash!
Actually its more like |.|
No wonder he got so much money.
Great movie tbh.
We got the best women in DoY, they'll try almost anything once.
Biggy cybering himself in guildchat again.
I actually feel sorry for Kolin now, from behind is the win.
Creative use for ingame items.
Now you know what Biggy does at work all day...
Sometimes I think DoY chat is more like SexEd class then anything else.
So true <3.
Another interesting discussion on guildchat.
Biggy going on about his balls again.
Notice how he make it sound like this is something out of the ordinary?
Kolin has some very odd ideas, it was me frae chops and him holding the camera that was the plan.
Now there's a nice mental image...
Gash aka Nimby the Second.
Very odd kink, but sure why not?
Whatever it takes, right Kolin? ;)
Yay!
Mmm.. Pokemons...
We <3 you Gash :D
Creative use of game mechanics.
We do.
Poor Biggy.. it's easier to just turn the lights off.
That's a very good question.
Name removed to protect the innocent.
New members are always fun once they get into things.
Karlos going on about his balls again..
I like talking to mobs that talk back.
I'll leave it up to the reader to figure out what we where talking about.
To be seen at DoYMeet 2008!
After hearing him on vent, I have to say, yes it is true.
Random taught of the day.
We still havent seen picture proof.
Why use guildchat when you can use gmotd to make your point?
Well it gets her in the mood!
Very good MJ!
Ok, its not a qoute.. but still ;)
This is true, it's staggering, he got more porn then youporn on his computer.
Posted by: Fenris
28.10.2007 Work sucks, but we spanked fish!
So yeah I got a job and shit, so therefor updates will be slower then usuall, yupp its possible, belive me! :p Anyway, after a bit of trying and alot of cancelled raids we finally had a good team so we went and made tuna sallad out Lurker. Interesting fight, very odd, but quite easy once you know what to do. Good job by everyone who showed up and was there for the wipes. I will work on the quotes when I got some time for it, so probably in a month or so ;)
Bye bye Fishy.
Posted by: Fenris
